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2009 August 26 6:52 pm
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2009 August 26 6:55 pm
care pisică am cunoscut-o pe cînd ne-ai dat tu ceva de lucru ca să mai scapi dracu’ de noi
2009 August 26 7:07 pm
asta cu căţelul e mişto
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQCwHluBqFc&feature=fvst
2009 August 26 8:57 pm
ce-aţi muţit aşa? mai spuneţi şi voi ceva haios, ce naiba? v-a mîncat pisica limba?
2009 August 26 9:11 pm
deci sa nu te iei de pisica aia ca te-am spart. dai in pisica aia, dai in mama
2009 August 26 9:13 pm
cruela de vila permalink
ia pizdoznice, sa vezi cum mai ajung oamenii supt poala matale
An Irish daughter of 21 years old had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return her father cussed her.
‘Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn’t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?’
The girl, crying, replied, ‘Sniff, sniff….Dad….I became a prostitute…’
‘Ye, what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You’re a disgrace to this Catholic family.’
‘OK, Dad– as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a 75 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that’s parked outside plus a membership to the country club…………………… (takes a breath)…………. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and…. …’
‘Now what was it ye said ye had become?’ says Dad.
Girl, crying again, ‘Sniff, sniff…..a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.’
‘Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.’
2009 August 26 9:27 pm
cruela de vila permalink
@simona : cum crezi ca s-ar putea loa de pisica? pai pisica pt iel e sfanta! ca are si iel una acasa , ca i-a facut-o insushi GUtza!
2009 August 26 9:27 pm
cruela de vila permalink
na pizdoznice!
sa te saturi!
acum ai o pisca si de simon(a)!
2009 August 26 9:34 pm
cruela de vila permalink
stii bancu cu ” parinte am pacatuit! am f*tut pisica”?
2009 August 26 9:47 pm
cruela de vila permalink
pizdoznice, simona s-a dat in fapt:
daca dai in maica-sa cand dai in pisica aia, e clar ca e fiica de pisica!
iar tu esti mama de pisica!
suntetzi ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
2009 August 26 11:34 pm
geronimus permalink
ma intereseaza doar like an extra-virgin… dublu rafinata si extra-fina…
2009 August 26 11:41 pm
Prea multe “aici”! Am impresia că trăiesc doar între link-uri şi altele…
2009 August 27 12:39 am
madison , jimmy permalink
a apărut virusul gripei canine H3N8 
Ce ne facem dacă apare…gripa felină : H$N$ 
2009 August 27 1:44 am
baobab permalink
Simon says … And now for something completely different … It’s …
2009 August 27 3:25 am
s-o decupeze careva ( http://www.simonscat.com/competition.html ) si s-o puna langa drobul de sare, pe soba… :}:}:}
2009 August 27 5:22 am
esop permalink
@ cdv: Cum a fos la madona ?E adevarat ca si-a bagat microfonu in chilotzi.Ha,ha, mamaia porno.Iote ca au si americanii>Noi ne-am luat dupa ei cu criza,ei dupa noi cu mamaia porno.Da pitic porno n-au inca.
2009 August 27 5:50 am
pi dos nicu sî șhitiești ucin, șeia șhi iesti compliect lipsît di sienz: http://www.ucin.ro/
